Two dark Christmases, two bored eldritch nightmares, tigers and wolves on the prowl, robots out of their league and on their way out, a transfer student going out on a limb, humans at their worst and their best, religious followers of a giant monster and the last pig in the world. These are some of the stories found in this first collection of short stories by Joachim Heijndermans. Twenty-six stories, one seeing its first English translation with this publication, have been gathered from a random place and collected in this book, including such stories as ‘All rough the House’, ‘My Book Report on ‘Starlight’’, ‘Cubed’ and ‘The Scars to Prove It’. Enter, and see what can be found in a Random Place.